Happy Birthday, A-Rod! I love your speed, your goofiness, your forever perfect hair, and how sweet you are. I love how you look like a harmless little pixie, but on the field, have quite the attitude. I love your crazy voices and unique ears and despite your struggles, I believe in you completely.
dying. omg.
THE SPERM WHALE IMPRESSION HAS RESURFACED!
DEAD. oh my god amy rodriguez you did not.
(Source: alondrah18)



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